Ladies and Gentlemen

Good evening, everyone! For those who don’t know me, my name is Steve, and I have the immense privilege of being the best man today. Simon and I go way back—about 45 years. I’ll spare you the full back‑catalogue of stories, but trust me: there are plenty.

The Foundation of Friendship

Over the years I’ve seen Simon at his best and worst. From karaoke mishaps in Spain to questionable fancy dress choices, he’s always brought the fun—and the heart.

Meeting Lynn

Then came Lynn. From the first time we met, it was clear they were a perfect match—humour, kindness, and a genuine spark.

My wish for them is simple: a life full of laughter, love, and memories—ideally with fewer banana costumes.

Please raise a glass to Simon and Lynn—love, laughter, and a lifetime together. Cheers!